An amazing conspiracy theory

Skypeland is a hotbed of conspiracy theories and one can hear a wide range of these theories. Today I ran into a man who repeated a long complicated description of how humans are being tricked and manipulated. He said he had a genius IQ "up in the 200s".

All humans are controlled by their capitalized names. Any contact with the government always uses your name in all capitals (i.e., majuscule), which has some supposedly nefarious purpose. Humans are supposedly at sea, with their actions governed by "Admiralty Maritime Law". This is proven by the fact that a "dock tor" delivers you when you are born. A ship sitting still is "at berth", which is why we use the term "birth" for a human's first entry into the world. We are a world of controlled beings, manipulated and controlled. You are not a living person but a third party transmitting utility, that is, a fictitious person, a strawman. We are controlled by the NWO or Jesuits or British Crown or Illuminati. Attorneys are not really working since they are called "attorneys in practice", so they are not real, they are just practicing. One has to be a dead person to go to court. All police stations are masonic law temples. The USA is a nonprofit religious corporation of the masons. The British Crown owns the USA and Canada. The Vatican owns the British Crown and the world. We know the world is an illusion and we are manipulated because law dictionaries do not give the same definitions as Webster's dictionary. A corporation is a group of dead people. The only place you should see capitalized letters is at grave site, since a capitalized name is a dead entity.

That is the difference between a signature and an autograph. An autograph is of the living, the real entity. The signature is of the dead, since it includes the word "sign", suggesting that a signature is fiction. At the bottom of a check there are no lines there is some writing that says "authorized signature. The reason for this is that we are manipulated by what we are told by the television, which is given that name since it means it is a "tell lie vision". Television programs are programming. Every single judge is a masonic priest.
Lawyers are the bar association which is the British accredited law organization. There are no living people left in the world. They cannot take you to a dead court if you put a copyright and trademark on your name.

The US people do not know the right flag of their country.
The US is a british colony. The US flies the admiralty flag.

History is "his story" because they make it up and it is all fake.

King James had the bible rewritten because he was a mason. The bible has been rewritten over 817 times (at least). His friend Francis Bacon rewrote the bible under the name of Shakespeare. King James was a known pedophile murderer and rapist. He then banned and burned all other bibles so his name could be on the bibles.

Congress is the opposite of progress. Look at the money. There is a
hidden mind and hidden eye at top of pyramid watching you all the time. Note that this not a human eye.

The person who has done all this research is Jordan Maxwell, who is the person who trained David Icke and brought him to the USA.

The elite worship Malick the stone owl at the Bohemian Grove. The proof of this is that Malick appears on the US one dollar bill. The reason to put Malick there is because owls see in the dark and are nocturnal.

The figure on top of the US capital building is the goddess of the underground.

The Matrix movie that came out is actually about something real. We are being clues about reality from this movie. Hollywood is called that since the magic wand was always created from the holly tree. Someone said they learned that in barber school.

A further proof that there is a huge conspiracy against us is that "9 times any other number is 9"

The word "understand" means to "stand under", so when you go to court and ask you if you understand, they are asking you to stand under.

Someone came up to agree with him and also disagree with him, and called him a scientist. He said he was an archaeologist since he was a hands on scientist. He said he was an archaeologist since he is into music.

Holy cow.

Addendum

Here is a great summary of some weird conspiracy theories.