More conspiracy theorists

This is a great website that rants and raves about all kinds of terrible conspiracies, including the classic conspiracy claim that 911 is an "inside job". There are all kinds of crazy claims on this webpage.

For example, supposedly the Club of Rome has been creating food shortages on purpose for decades. Also, the evil global elites have been trying to reduce the world population for decades intentionally as part of some evil plan. Bob Barker supposedly revealed this evil plot with his message at the end of each "Let's Make a Deal" episode when Barker advised viewers to "spay and neuter" their pets.

This character, Markus Allen, believes that vaccination is an evil conspiracy. Allen thinks that the word "therapist" really should be parsed as "the rapist" proving that mental health professionals are evil.

Allen also thinks that a fire drill in the World Trade Center held on the morning of 9/11 is absolutely irrefutable proof that the attack was an inside job. Allen knows that there was a fire drill since he lives in Lancaster, Pennsylvania and many New Yorkers visit Lancaster on vacation and he gets to talk to them. He claims that since only 2500 people of the 100,000 or so in the World Trade Center died because 911 was clearly a fraud. He believes that 4 hijacked planes inside the US were proof that US defenses were penetrated 4 times, and he claims that it is impossible for planes to invade the US since it has the world's most powerful military, and therefore 911 must have been an inside job. He claims that the pilots hijacked the planes at the same time and struck the buildings at exactly the same time, which is impossible. He also claims that flight 175 flew right through the building unscathed, which he claims is impossible since the nose of these airplanes is made out of plastic and is very flimsy. His final proof that this was an inside job stems from people calling the World Trade Center "ground zero", because "ground zero" is the name for the location of a nuclear weapons strike. This shows that Americans are being manipulated and brainwashed. He claims that 911 was planned for several centuries by the military intelligence community of the US, aided by the UK, Israel and the G8. All the commanders of the military in the US were trained by the Jesuits, so this proves that the Catholic Church was involved, and the black pope who runs the Jesuits planned it.

Oh brother...