Today in Skypeland, I heard a bit more about the charming "Roxy the foxy" in New Zealand. As you might recall, Roxy not only likes to perfume herself by rolling in feces, but also likes to freshen her breath by dining on dog droppings, sort of like a breath mint. I wonder if a piece of excrement qualifies as something sweet, or savory?
True to her English heritage, Roxy also likes to eat pies; but in her case, they are cow pies.
Yep. Meadow muffins are Roxy's favorite snack. She likes to munch milker merde. That is, bovine butt nuggets. Cattle keester cakes. Moo movements. Taurine turds. Dogie defecation disks. Ox ordure. Longhorn leavings. Bison BM business. Lineback logs. Buffalo brown bombs. Calf caca. Guernsey Guano. White park waste. Steer stools. Charolais shite. Lourdais lumps. Bull bottom biscuits. Holstein hershey hunks. Angus ass apples. Beef bum brownies.
Mmm tasty. However, having tried British food myself, I cannot say that Roxy's diet seems that different to me than what the Brits normally eat. And after all, fox terriers are a British breed, so it all makes sense.
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Others might disagree with my impressions. I have always had (and continue to have) a standing offer to consider for inclusion material written by others describing their versions of events. However, in most cases I have noticed that people who attempt to "set the record straight" and answer what they feel are unfair statements seem to dig themselves an even deeper hole. Some of these accounts written by others and responses I have not yet posted while I try to decide what to do.
I have experienced a wide range of threats, including numerous death threats, associated with what appears in this blog. In some instances, I have considerably more material about a few of the characters and events I describe, part of which is of a markedly more serious nature than what appears here. I reserve the right to withhold information until such a point as I deem it appropriate to release it. If and when I make more of this material public, I will do so at my own discretion.
To those who attempt to threaten and attack me, be advised that I am exercising considerable restraint in many cases. If I continue to be threatened, I might very well decide to release much more information that might place some characters and events in a less positive light and bring their activities to the attention of a wider audience.
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