Tuesday, July 14, 2009

You smell like poo

After a while in Skypeland, one gets to know various visitors to Skypeland, but also their pets. Dogs, cats and birds are often overheard in Skypeland discussions.

*AN from Finland is a lovely young 27 year old lady who lives with her father after her 73 year old boyfriend booted her out. AN is reportedly Hitler's granddaughter, or at least according to her grandmother who has dementia. AN weighs in at a fairly hefty 238 pounds, but AN says she is not "sloppy fat", and has dropped a few pounds recently.

AN unfortunately has a nervous disorder so she cannot work, and suffered from a stroke when she was a teenager. AN wants to be married, live on a farm, and wants to breed and raise dogs. One can often hear AN talking to her father's elderly dogs in Finnish, and the dogs responding. AN also has several parrots and often walks around town with a parrot on her shoulder.

*F from California has a small dog that is very tough, and likes to challenge much larger dogs by biting them "right in the nads".

*The jetsetting bathroom contractor R is very proud of his rottweiler and passes around pictures.

*T has a Siamese cat that likes to yowl into the microphone and to jump on T's naked lap when T is taking shower.

*K from Austria has a dog that often pipes up with comments in the background.

*FG from New Zealand has a fox terrier named "Roxy" that lives outside in a dog house. The "foxy" guards the house from strangers, even those supposed to be there, barking and growling and baring her teeth. No one plays with this dog because it likes to bite and it smells like excrement, since it loves to "eat poop and roll in poop".

Ah yes. I guess I understand why some might find it a bit difficult to hang around with the "foxy" very much.

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