*J from San Diego supposedly is a gay multimillionaire real estate tycoon who transacts all his business in the nude with bankers and investors at his kitchen table. J has claimed to have at least a dozen professions at one time or another, including medical doctor, rock singer and research and development manager. J apparently supplements his income from time to time by servicing "a rotten old bitch" he calls "the Tumbleweed" for a few extra dollars.
*The mystery man A has frequently claimed to be a multimillionaire with a dizzying array of businesses that he has founded and runs.
*RO is a 30 year old pothead from Southern California who has claimed at various times to be a military officer, a real estate investor, a software entrepreneur, the owner of a bar and a coffee shop, a television cameraman, director and producer, and a male nurse. RO is one of the Skypelanders who tries to entice women to view his cam broadcasts, and then surprises these lucky ladies by treating the women to a "pantless video show". Reportedly, RO has even pleasured himself on cam as an "added special bonus feature". (in this, RO joins the infamous Mr. Wee Wee Hands; see the blog post "A little gentleman"). RO has frequently claimed to be a multimillionaire as well, particularly when he is "putting the moves on the ladies". Oh yes, sounds very smooth.
*DJ has repeatedly claimed to a multimillionaire, but in this case, DJ is referring to a million Algerian Dinars which is about 13 thousand US dollars and change. This does not stop DJ from being completely full of himself and boasting (see the blog post "You are not open minded").
However, perhaps the champion braggart in Skypeland is R. R claims to have had a fiance for 15 years, and to have just sold one of his businesses for 26 million dollars. R supposedly was a member of the Rhodesian Special Forces and worked as a mercenary and a hitman. R brags that he is extremely well-connected with the movers and shakers of the world, and assorted high-rollers, and is always offering to "set someone up" or introduce them to someone important. R allegedly runs a huge network of multinational corporations and has hundreds of employees. R describes in great detail the huge number of estates that he owns, not only all over the UK, but all over the world.
R claims that at 14 he was making 10 times as much money as his father. He was supposedly having prawns sent to him by the truckload and then giving the trucks to the army as a donation.
When someone in a Skypeland discussion said he was 79, R was offended, because he claimed he was born in 1969. R railed against the 79 year old because he felt the 79 year old was trying to represent himself as older and therefore wiser than R.
However, it is rumored that in a moment of weakness, RO has revealed that he installs bathrooms and lays tile for a living, and all of his tales of international business and high finance are just fantasies. A little investigation shows that the website of R's consulting company and the telephone numbers of the regional subsidiaries that he hands out freely are all fake.
R visits Skypeland a minimum of once or twice a week, blitzed out of his gourd on at least half a gallon of vodka. During these visits, R rants and raves and screams incessantly into his computer, insulting and threatening all his listeners and dominating any conversation that he is in through his obscenity and obnoxious demeanor. For example, R loves to describe how he wants to kill and dismember and even consume various body parts of members of his listening audience.
R claims to be a "real lady's man", but he offends and disgusts almost every woman in Skypeland he talks to. R has admitted using GHB, the "date rape drug". As R said, "I fucked up". R is overly flirtatious and personal and pushy when talking to females, at least when he is in an amorous frame of mind. Other times, R is just abusive.
However, it is not clear if R is particularly interested in women, given his obsession with anal sex with men. Every conversation with other males quickly turns into an excuse for R to ponder the assorted delights associated with "bunghole banging" or eating food out of men's rectums.
R has earned a few nicknames, all of which are of an obscene nature. Unfortunately, I cannot be more specific without violating R's privacy, which I am loathe to do.
R likes to brag that "he looks like Brad Pitt". However, according to some women that have seen him, R is closer to "Brad Shit" than "Brad Pitt". Here is a photo that someone claims bears a resemblance to R, although I am not sure is really R's photo. However, I think it gives the general idea:
Addendum
Here is a response from R about this and other posts on this blog:
Submitted by R on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 19:36.
Before we start ....Excuse my dicklexia/Lazy ass: The thing is, that many will take the opposite point of view from you because you skulk in the shadows offering your thoughts on a tiny percentage of what is said.You do not put it in perspective and you do not offer the whole,only what you wish to portray.As you have so ellequently professed in the past ,it says a lot more about you than the people you stalk.Get a fucking life,even if it's a blow up doll and fuck off.PLease.
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