A lot of speculation in Skypeland focuses on transsexuals and transgender individuals. For example, there are questions about what is in the pants of one "woman" that has occasionally appeared on webcam and has "really big tits". Some males in one Skypeland discussion thought that this "woman" looks pretty good, but others were a bit more cautious and leery.
The gravelly-voiced LB definitely sounds like a male, but I suspect that this is because LB smokes and drinks to excess. Those that have seen LB on webcam say she certainly looks female, but one is never quite certain (see the blog posts "Fourteen seconds" and "Brits and butts").
One male Skypelander has pretended to be "Lisa from Finland" a few times by talking in a falsetto voice. This sufficiently fooled the elderly C from Denmark that C asked for "her" several times and flirted with her. Mr. Wee Wee Hands has also pretended to be a female from time to time to flirt with the males.
In addition, some males with high-pitched voices in Skypeland have been accused of being females. Again, it is quite difficult to know.
Lately, JJ, a young lady from Europe with a somewhat masculine disposition has been frequenting a discussion in Skypeland. JJ stated that she has to undergo some medical examinations that sound like the dreaded "prostate exam" that men have to put up with. This has lead to mounting speculation that JJ might not have been born as a girl.
A recent Saturday Night Live "digital short" called "Mother Lover" starts off with a reference to a special gift that men can give to women, a "Dick in a Box" (an uncensored version of "Mother Lover" can also be found on youtube). This has lead to a conjecture in one Skypeland forum that JJ used to give a "dick in a box" to her girlfriends, when "she was still a he". One person, S, suggested that a recent operation JJ had was to complete JJ's sex change transformation.
Another Skypelander named T disagreed, and stated that if JJ had a "dick in a box", it would just be a dildo. S was more inclined to believe that if JJ had a "dick in a box" that it would probably be JJ's severed member preserved in formaldehyde. Some wondered if any severed dick in a box that JJ might possess instead came from one of JJ's estranged former boyfriends.
Finally the lovely AA from Seattle opined that she would like a "dick in her box", but that because she had been single since she broke up with her boyfriend, she had been missing out.
Ah yes...
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I make efforts to disguise the identities of those who inspire the postings in this blog. Some of the characters that appear in this blog are composite figures, and in any case this blog is just my personal interpretation of events and conversations (see the note in the first post, for example).
Others might disagree with my impressions. I have always had (and continue to have) a standing offer to consider for inclusion material written by others describing their versions of events. However, in most cases I have noticed that people who attempt to "set the record straight" and answer what they feel are unfair statements seem to dig themselves an even deeper hole. Some of these accounts written by others and responses I have not yet posted while I try to decide what to do.
I have experienced a wide range of threats, including numerous death threats, associated with what appears in this blog. In some instances, I have considerably more material about a few of the characters and events I describe, part of which is of a markedly more serious nature than what appears here. I reserve the right to withhold information until such a point as I deem it appropriate to release it. If and when I make more of this material public, I will do so at my own discretion.
To those who attempt to threaten and attack me, be advised that I am exercising considerable restraint in many cases. If I continue to be threatened, I might very well decide to release much more information that might place some characters and events in a less positive light and bring their activities to the attention of a wider audience.
Others might disagree with my impressions. I have always had (and continue to have) a standing offer to consider for inclusion material written by others describing their versions of events. However, in most cases I have noticed that people who attempt to "set the record straight" and answer what they feel are unfair statements seem to dig themselves an even deeper hole. Some of these accounts written by others and responses I have not yet posted while I try to decide what to do.
I have experienced a wide range of threats, including numerous death threats, associated with what appears in this blog. In some instances, I have considerably more material about a few of the characters and events I describe, part of which is of a markedly more serious nature than what appears here. I reserve the right to withhold information until such a point as I deem it appropriate to release it. If and when I make more of this material public, I will do so at my own discretion.
To those who attempt to threaten and attack me, be advised that I am exercising considerable restraint in many cases. If I continue to be threatened, I might very well decide to release much more information that might place some characters and events in a less positive light and bring their activities to the attention of a wider audience.
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