She wants me to put it in

Sometimes when you try to observe something, the act of observing changes the system under observation. Skypeland is no different than other systems, and blogs and websites about Skypeland can change Skypeland itself. While many are in this blog who would rather not be in this blog, I have encountered several people who have tried mightily to induce me to write articles about them in this blog. However, often I am not certain if things that I find amusing will be sufficiently humorous to interest my readers.

The lovely D is an example of a lady who has been trying to get in my blog for a while. Here is an exchange I had with D about this a while back:

[4/26/2009 1:43:57 PM] D says: lol hold

[4/26/2009 1:43:58 PM] D says: readin yr blog

[4/26/2009 1:44:51 PM] P: k

[4/26/2009 1:46:50 PM] D says: wunder if ill ever appear in yr blog

[4/26/2009 1:46:52 PM] D says: ill be d

[4/26/2009 1:46:53 PM] D says: lol

[4/26/2009 1:46:56 PM] D says: D

[4/26/2009 1:47:16 PM] P says: well you have to say something really dumb

[4/26/2009 1:47:19 PM] P says: or controversial

[4/26/2009 1:47:21 PM] P says: to get in the blog

[4/26/2009 1:47:22 PM] D says: erm

[4/26/2009 1:47:25 PM] P: I dont think you are in there yet

[4/26/2009 1:47:29 PM] D says: lol

[4/26/2009 1:47:35 PM] P says: but maybe if you say something ridiculous

[4/26/2009 1:47:36 PM] P says: haha

[4/26/2009 1:47:38 PM] P says: not yet however

[4/26/2009 1:47:40 PM] P says: you are too sane

[4/26/2009 1:47:43 PM] P says: so far

[4/26/2009 1:47:43 PM] P says: and too smart

[4/26/2009 1:47:49 PM] D says: hehehehehehehhe

Therefore, D has been trying to get in my blog by telling me one story after another, each one more outrageous than the last. D is from the UK, but has moved to Chicago to be with her man.

At first D told me she has a secret boyfriend named "Henry". D said she likes to "take care of a shag wit 'enry" once in a while, since Henry "'as a body that is 'ard like steel; ees a bit stout, but very strong". D also likes Henry's "big thick long 'ose" and his "way of givin me a good 'ard suck in some very dirty places". She told me that although D has quite a big hose, it is not always rigid enough to take care of D's needs, so she has to sometimes employ various tools with Henry to get the satisfaction she wants. D used to meet up with Henry in a neighboring office after hours to take care of "business". Once in a while, D tells me breathlessly that she has been with Henry's little brother Philip and that she left him with a smile on his face.

It all sounded pretty kinky and wild, until I did a bit of investigation. I was able to find a picture of D's secret boyfriend Henry, which you can see here. I also found a picture of Henry and his brothers here, and his wife Hetty here (here is a picture of Henry and Hetty. This picture of Henry and Hetty here shows that they are happy together, but we know Henry is probably a bit of a cheater. This is a picture of Henry at a party.). At this point, I realized that D had only been doing a bit of moonlighting for a little extra money. Well, that story didn't have as much substance to it as I had thought at first.

However, D did not give up, and claimed that she had asked LF to drink his own urine on cam, which he did at her request apparently (see the blog post, "A little gentleman"). Next D gave a room a detailed description of her substantial mammary endowment in a discussion of the armor worn by Viking women. Finally D told us that she "fancies Granny porn" in a conversation that somehow veered off from a general positive evaluation of Bollywood movies.

D again confronted me with a demand that she get a blog post, since she was surely interesting enough now, because she "has sex with bloody vacuum cleaners, likes to see men drinkin piss, has massive tits and is into granny porn". However, one of the Brits in the room was not so sure that this crossed the thresh hold for inclusion in the blog, since D sounded "pretty much like your average Brit".

I have contemplated this a bit, and perhaps D is just interesting enough to squeak into the blog. And this post is the result.