Don't give a fuck

In Skypeland, one can get a good close look at various social strata that one might not normally encounter. For example, if one tries to judge Brits only from UK emigrants living in the US and other parts of the world, or from the images presented in the media, or from short visits to the UK for work or vacation, one might not obtain a complete picture. In Skypeland, a much wider range of Brits appear, and they feel less constrained, thereby revealing their true attitudes and natures. Over and over, when these Brits are confronted with what appear to be inconsistencies and evidence that they are full of nonsense, they say "I don't give a fuck".

Here are some examples of claims I have heard Brits make today:

*Supposedly razor wire is illegal according to the Geneva Conventions but they use it in the prisons in the UK and pay the yearly fine.

*One Brit said that he is voting for anyone who says they will not join European Union. However, he also thinks the only hope for the future is to consolidate the entire world into 3 large countries: Asia, Europe and the Americas.

*A large fraction of the Brits in Skypeland are stridently anti-semitic and angry at Jews and Israel.

*Mucus claims that the US is still paying the UK back for its Civil War Debt, even today, so the UK owns the US. Mucus doesn't know why this is, however.

*Many Brits believe that the US is an evil country trying to establish world domination. They say over and over that the British had a worldwide empire and failed, and they are frantic for the Americans to fail at establishing a worldwide empire.

*One Brit claimed that Israel is not the biggest supplier of arms to Germany, but Germany is the biggest supplier of arms to Israel. His proof of this is that the first automatic weapon he ever fired was an Uzi. I have no idea why this is supposed to be evidence of anything. Of course, if you had disagreed with this particular Brit, he would have threatened to kill you.

*One Brit said that the swastika is the new symbol of death to African Americans.

* One of these brilliant Brits asked, "If Israel does not support United Nations, does that mean that Israel is not a united nation?"

*Mucus maintains that the Queen of England controls all food worldwide through the Windsor group .

*One Brit who speaks for hours and hours about Israel and purports to be a huge expert on Middle East matters and Jews and Israel said that Israel has 30 million citizens. When asked repeatedly to "google" this to check it, he was unable to do so.

*Mucus claims that the Queen owns 52% of Montana.

*The "incredible learned" Brit Mucus said that he can show us a town that has 20,000 in it and most are Somalians. He asserts that the US has no place like that.

*Many of these Brits maintain that the UK had the right to defend its position in The Falklands. These same Brits whine that the US should never defend itself or its interests.

*One of these Brits claims that the UK did not lose any major ships in the Falklands War. A little investigation shows that the UK lost two destroyers and several other medium sized and small ships, as well as dozens of aircraft.

*Most of these Brits claim that it is impossible to compare the UK to the US using percentages of the population or the proportion of the population because the US is so much larger. None of these Brits seem to know what a percentage means. When people try to explain it to them, they fly into a rage and talk over others. When an Israeli tried to explain it to them, Mucus said things like "filthy scumbags suck a baby's dick".

*After a bit of discussion with these Brits, it became clear that Mucus did not know the difference between the terms "disagree" and "hate". If someone disagreed with Mucus, he claimed that they hated him.

*Mucus claimed that Israel has a billion dollar a year slave trade industry, trafficking women. However, a little investigation shows that several countries, such as the UK, have much larger human trafficking problems, even proportionately.

*Mucus constantly mangles his English, saying things like "do as I do not as I say" when he means the opposite.

*Many of these Brits are resentful because British troops are deployed in places like Iraq and Afghanistan.

*Some of these Brits are angry that the UK was given assistance by the US and the Commonwealth during World War I and World War II. They do not appreciate any assistance they have ever received, and even suggest that it was not wanted or needed.

*These Brits are extremely angry that the UK was required to pay back its loans to the US for Lend Lease assistance during World War II. I guess they want to be given loans and then have them forgiven, like a Third World Country. Well, the similarities between the UK and the Third World continue to accumulate...

*Mucus told us that "the difference between me and Jews is because I admit that Jews are shit. Jews won't admit it".

*There was a proposal for several of the Brits in Skypeland to stand for election. The proposed platform was literally "I don't know what the fuck I am talking about but vote for me".

I have to admit, this slogan seems strikingly accurate.