Brits and butts

Although it is hard to draw meaningful conclusions from small samples, one thing that is strikingly obvious in some parts of Skypeland is the distinct anti-American attitude of many of the Brits that visit Skypeland (see the blog post, "America and the Brits") . Another strange observation that several have made is what seems like an overwhelming obsession with anal sex of various kinds, particularly between men, among the Brits that frequent Skypeland (a prominent example is described in the blog post, "Its all about the butt") . Athough there are some prominent homosexuals that regularly visit Skypeland (see the blog posts "Rotten old bitch" and "Just a gigolo" for example) , all of the Brits that I encounter in Skypeland seem to proclaim loudly that of course they are completely straight, but before you know it they are making suggestions and references to assorted anal sex activities with a few of the lads (not that there is anything wrong with that, as they say... to each his own, and possibly to each, one of the other fellow's, once in a while after a a piss-up or a close sweaty game of rugby).

I hope that the Brits I have encountered are not representative of this once great nation, but I do wonder. Here is a selection of some of the personalities that come to mind:

*Mrs B, an unemployed uneducated pipe-fitter leeching off his ex-wife, who is solidly anti-Semitic and anti-American (see the blog post "The US pulled down power poles").

*Mucus, an unemployed uneducated expert in tunneling and"muck" who is rabidly antiAmerican, anti-Jewish and anti-Israel, who subscribes to a wide range of conspiracy theories (see the blog post "The UK is more culturally diverse").

*LF, a serial masturbator who jerks it on webcam for any male or female that will let him, and constantly makes perverted leering suggestions to women in Skypeland (and a few men) . LF also turns out to harbor a deep visceral hatred of the United States, blaming it for all the world's ills (see the blog post "A little gentleman")

*R, an angry drunk who threatens to kill dozens of people in Skypeland every evening and eat their faces, brains, etc because they suggest that he stop drinking, or offended him in some other way. R has a slightly anti-American attitude, but seems to have some sort of huge obsession with anal sex (see the blog posts "Asscheese" and "Its all about the butt") .

*C, a fiercely angry Brit of Irish extraction who frequently drinks himself into a stupor and claims to have done time for knifing someone in a heroin deal gone bad. He is supposedly currently awaiting trial and is currently facing another 20 years in prison. C is also aggressively anti-American and loves to brag about how superior he is to everyone else and how much he wants to kill them.

*MG, a Brit who has a terrible smack problem that he has been unable to shake. MG revels in all manner of anti-American and Anti-Jewish conspiracy theories.

*LK, a reportedly gorgeous Brit who seems to be even worse than an airhead, and might even be termed a "vacuum head". LK is anti-American of course, but her most annoying feature is a tendency to laugh at any statement about the death or misery of others, perhaps because of nerves or just bad social skills (see the blog post "Kuwait is the most conservative country").

*M is a well-lubricated Brit who drinks cartons of box wine (sometimes several a day), and complains incessantly about how evil and racist the United States is. She has a nice voice, but she makes no sense. She is sure of one thing however; she is sure that the United States is completely a competely disgusting "shithole" that has never ever done anything good for the world.

Of course, this is not to say that there are not other nationalities that are represented by some bad apples in Skypeland. The Irish come to mind, particularly the frequently drunk N and the strongly anti-American BL. Neither of these Irish seem to be as drawn to the conspiracy theories. However, they are both quite critical of the US, and unable to cope with facts and data and statistics that do not support their wild claims. Another Irish lady, LB, does not appear to have an anti-American attitude, or be a strong proponent of assorted conspiracy theories, but never appears in Skypeland unless she is babblingly incoherently inebriated.

Also, not all Brits are strongly anti-American. The moderator M seems to be much more rational and even-tempered, and rejects all the nonsensical conspiracy theories that seem to have such a huge hold on large numbers of other Brits. However, M is also strongly considering leaving the UK for greener pastures.

The very proper Brit Q also seems to reject most of the crazy conspiracy theories that attract many other Brits. However, although Q has a very proper British accent, and brags about his physics degree, a few questions reveal that either he is lying about his education, or that he has forgotten everything he learned in university.

In addition, the lovely Brit D took me to task for wondering why a given corner of Skypeland had drawn such a striking collection of Anti-American, pathetic examples of British competence, rationality and civility. I have to apologize to D, who is clearly fiercey patriotic still, even though she has abandoned the UK for Chicago, which apparently seems like paradise to her after the UK.

Maybe these characters are not symptomatic of anything serious, and just the result of a small statistical sample. Or possibly, these characters are prime examples of a cultural rot that is deeply embedded in British society, and responsible things like the infamous British soccer louts of a few years ago. Perhaps this is why Britian seems to be heading into a malaise, and giving their country up willingtly to those who want to impose Sharia law on the UK, and worse indignities.