Rotten old bitch

Every so often in Skypeland, we are privileged to be regaled with accounts of sexual prowess and amatory adventures. "J", an occasional visitor to Skypeland, came by last night to tell us that he often beats other males to a pulp, and that he finds it very arousing. J claimed that he often orgasms after beating a man senseless, so he pulls open his pants and ejaculates all over his unconscious victim. J also told us that he had "sucked off Gene Simmons" when he was 15 years old. J likes to tell a story about a visit to a bathhouse when he had sex with 20 different men. Then another man tried to force J to give him a blow job and J claims that he bit off the end of his penis and spit it in his face. Another time he said that if there were no hot guys around, he would just bang away at a pile of hot fresh shit, and cum in the poop. However, J sometimes can outdo himself, although it is difficult to rise to this challenge. When Miss America was being discussed, J said that "Hell I could easily fuck all those bitches, but who cares? I am not into that shit".

Recently, J told us that he had serviced a wealthy middle-aged matron a few weeks ago. This lady took him out to dinner and bought some medicine for J's dog. The lady became drunk, and J felt obliged to give her some sexual attention in return. As J said, he felt he had to "get this over with". He told us "butt bitches" that he was "only doing it for his dog". He told us that the "old bitch's pussy was as dry as a tumbleweed". J said that when even before he was done with her, she fell asleep and snored. J complained that when she was asleep, she sounded like "an untuned Harley Davidson". J said it was like "fucking a lizard" and that she was as "dry as the Gobi Desert". He said that "her pussy was like sandpaper, honey" and that "my butt smelled better than her cunt, that is for damn sure". After, he picked "the rotten old bitch" up, carried her to his door, and threw her outside where she continued to snore on his doorstep. The next morning, she called him and asked him if she had been over at his place the previous evening.

Ah yes, J is a true romantic.

Addendum

J told us tonight that being with the tumbleweed was awful and "it would have been more fun to fuck the ground". We asked if he did her in the backdoor, but he said he "did her in the peach". J said he would have had more fun if he had had the presence of mind to go in the back way.