Just a gigolo

One of the visitors to Skypeland is a somewhat effeminate gentleman from Southern California who is very proud of his herd of small poodles. He almost never appears unless he is several sheets to the wind and often gets into numerous altercations. He peppers his speech with expressions like "Oh puleeeze honey", but if sufficiently annoyed will threaten to "dick you to death", a threat mainly directed towards males. He states that he conducts most of his business deals in the nude at his house. He has advertised that he has an immense male appendage, that "weighs at least two pounds".

This Skypeland visitor openly admits to being gay, and has regaled the room with descriptions of his assorted cavorting with his Mexican exboyfriend, but it is a bit more difficult to pin down his other activities. At various times he has stated that he is a doctor, and a tax preparer, a computer programmer, a home theatre designer and installer, a lead singer of a band, a real estate agent, a chef, a NASA astronaut and the head of research and development at Hughes Electronics.

He has told us a lot of crazy stories, such as the time when he was in medical school and he caught two students "having their way" with two of the cadavers being dissected. One medical student was caught hammering away at the corpse of a woman in her 80s, and the other was "poking" the carcas of a young lady who was not yet 20, but missing several important body parts. However, the young woman's body still had "a head and a cunt" and that was enough for the medical student's purposes, apparently. J uses this episode as an example of how unfair it is to call gay men perverts.

However, one of his most famous stories is an account of his time as a tutor, while putting himself through medical school. He charged 25 $ per hour, and a team of 4 blonde female cheerleaders tied him up and forced him to satisfy each of them. He apparently was forced to ejaculate 4 separate times in each of the four cheerleader's pudenda, all in the space of an hour allegedly. However, he stated that he was not that unhappy with this eventuality, as they each paid up for the time expended, and he made 100$ for an hour's work. This unfortunately lead to his reputation being spread around campus, with many women anxious for him to service them, although he was an openly homosexual male. Ah, yes, it all sounds so credible, but it is a good thing he was able to rise to the challenge.