Old MacDonald

Skypeland harbors a number of notorious boozers, and we were paid a particularly charming visit by one of the more famous of these inebriates the other day. On his third day at his new job driving a bus, he sped under a low underpass and tore the roof off the bus, causing thousands of dollars of damage. He was unsure if he would be terminated or not, but he had quite a buzz when we talked to him.

He launched into a rendition of his own idosyncratic and particularly lurid version of "Old MacDonald had a farm", that went something like this:

Old MacDonald had a farm, ee i ee i oh.

And on this farm he had a shit, ee i ee i oh.

With a shit shit here and a shit shit there, here a shit there a shit everywhere a shit shit,

Old MacDonald had a farm, ee i ee i oh.


Old MacDonald had a farm, ee i ee i oh.

And on this farm he had a fuck, ee i ee i oh.

With a fuck fuck here and a fuck fuck there, here a fuck there a fuck everywhere a fuck fuck,

Old MacDonald had a farm, ee i ee i oh.


Old MacDonald had a farm, ee i ee i oh.

And on this farm he had a cunt, ee i ee i oh.

With a cunt cunt here and a cunt cunt there, here a cunt there a cunt everywhere a cunt cuht,

Old MacDonald had a farm, ee i ee i oh.

Old MacDonald had a farm, ee i ee i oh.

And on this farm he had a nigger, ee i ee i oh.

With a nigger nigger here and a nigger nigger there, here a nigger there a nigger everywhere a nigger nigger,

Old MacDonald had a farm, ee i ee i oh.

At first the other drunks in the room were annoyed and tried to do batttle with him and drown him out. However, after a few verses of this ribald ditty, they decided that this song was much too appealing to warrant an objection, and they all joined in an off-key intoxicated choir.