Skanky slut

Men and women often see things a bit differently, and this is frequently observable in Skypeland. Recently a few events in Skypeland have had me thinking about this a little more.

C is a man from the UK who has moved to China to be with a lady he met in Skypeland. C is from Yorkshire, but does not seem to be on the absolute bottom of the barrel like Mucus and Mrs. B. C has a deep streak of hatred of the United States, which he has revealed a few times in unguarded moments. For example, C hopes there will be a military confrontation between the US and China, and enthusiastically predicts that the virtuous China will dominate the evil US in any military enounter.

C positively swoons when he describes the pleasures of living in China. One of the things that C likes best about China is the "female landscape" there. C likes Chinese women, and he makes no bones about it. C asserts that Chinese women are much prettier and more attractive than UK or American women. In addition, C says Chinese women "love to fuck" and has many stories of lads from the UK and the US who moved to China so they could "get their rods greased". Chinese women are particularly drawn to Westerners because of the prospect of getting access to Western immigration documents, according to C. C told us about a couple of American guys who were deported for "excessive porking" when some of the Chinese women realized that these boys had been playing the field.

Q, a leggy American goddess, launched into a full frontal attack after hearing this account. While the American men were all listening to this description of C's antics in China with rapt attention, Q's blood was boiling. Q alleged that C is so ugly that he can't get an American woman. C likes Chinese women because "that is all he can get", in Q's opinion. Q contends that Chinese women are all 4 foot tall beasts with unibrows, fat faces and sloping foreheads. Q declared that Chinese women "have no boobs" and all are "butt ugly". I did not have the impression that C's account offended many of the men listening, but it certainly hit one of Q's hot buttons.

C is not the only Westerner living in China who visits Skypeland. Hiney's "butt-kisser" U is an American living in China, who has also hinted that part of the reason that he is in China is to take advantage of similar "opportunities". Like C, U likes to give the impression that he has his finger on the pulse of the Chinese public opinion and is well connected with Chinese government officials. U makes some outrageous statements about Chinese views; for example, U has claimed that the Chinese elite feel that the US should leave South Korea and Japan, and let China take over their defense, and then all will be well. U, in his typically moronic fashion, seems to think this is a viable option and that because the US has not embraced this solution, the US is clearly a belligerent bully.

Like many in Skypeland, I get constant "friend requests" from foreigners. However, because one of my user names has the word "furniture" in it, I get many contact requests from Chinese women representing Chinese furniture manufacturers. Many of these women have photos on their profiles, and if one can judge from that, they are beautiful.

When I described these Chinese women in Skypeland, I could tell that Q was pretty skeptical. In response, Q told everyone present that all Chinese women are like "ugly little yellow monkeys".

However, Q forgot that many times we have Chinese men in Skypeland listening. One of them, P from Shanghai, overheard these comments. I could tell that P was nonplussed, since he did not think Chinese women are all dogs.

I tried to lighten the mood. I revealed that I sent these Chinese women's Skype contact information to some of the Chinese guys that visit Skypeland. To date, none have hooked up as far as I know. Maybe these Chinese boys should inquire about buying a chair. Or make up a Skype username with the word "sofa" in it.

Another example of the different ways that males and females judge certain situations arose the other day. WW has a thing for young ladies who shed their habiliment for remuneration. That is, WW likes girls who are paid for raiment removal. WW has volunteered at a defrockery or two, and therefore is well-acquainted with females who have adopted this avocation. There are many pictures floating around the internet of a diminutive WW standing next to some striking Amazon who towers over him by a head or two.

I remarked that WW's female companions are attractive, and this raised Q's dander considerably. WW was not able to respond because of computer problems, but he was treated to a long diatribe from Q who said that all of WW's women were "skanky sluts", "whores" and worse. Q said WW's girlfriend looked like she had been "ridden hard and put away wet".

None of this seemed to bother WW particularly. Here is a sequence of text messages from WW I received while Q was deprecating WW's women:

[12:14:23 AM] WW says: I am here

[12:14:27 AM] WW says: unmute me

[12:14:28 AM] WW says: :)

[12:14:52 AM] WW says: that wasn't nice Q

[ 12:15:30 AM] WW says: true

[12:15:37 AM] WW says: she can be a good girl though

[12:16:27 AM] WW says: can be

[12:16:37 AM] WW says: she's 42 what do u expect

By and large, men are not put off by a woman who "looks a bit experienced" and might even be a "high mileage unit", with a few more "city miles" than "highway miles". However, to a woman, this is the worst possible insult. Therefore, this is one of the first weapons a woman relies on when she wants to attack other females.

The shrill shrew J lobbed this charge at assorted women who frequent a Skypeland venue when she threw a tantrum in response to my admission that I did not trust her cyber boyfriend, the mystery man A:

[4/20/2009 7:35:05 PM] J says: I dont need to listen to drunks, desperate women who slut themselves out to any man who will come their way, or morons.

From context, it is very clear that Q was the primary target of this snide statement. J has made many similar nasty comments about others who visit this room, particularly a couple of very pleasant ladies that everyone else likes (In typical hypercritical fashion, J has leveled charges against me that I similarly belittled others in my text messages to her. I dispute this of course, and I have plenty of evidence showing that the opposite is closer to reality.). Probably out of a misplaced sense of chivalry, I have not yet made public most of J's damning text messages, which reflect very negatively on her. Should I?

Another example of the differences between men and women's attitudes has arisen in discussions of the fabled "dutch oven". Most men seem to feel this is a bit of light-hearted fun that a man can have with a woman in bed. Almost all women seem to have a very different opinion, causing men to explode into gales of laughter whenever the topic is broached. The moderator T recounted a story of a time he elicited outraged yelps from his cat. This feline liked to sleep under the covers, and experienced a nice dutch oven because of T's nocturnal gaseous emissions.

Last night the lovely temptress M, who previously expressed her disgust with dutch ovens, shocked a Skypeland discussion with her revelation that she herself had actually introduced a family pet or two to the delights of the "dutch oven". So perhaps females only pretend to be repulsed by dutch ovens for comedic purposes. Or maybe this admission from the gorgeous M might be added to the evidence fueling the rumors that M is really a "chick with a dick".