Sometimes, people in Skypeland demand that lighter subjects be covered. In the middle of a philosophical and psychological discussion about the right way to deal with aggression, a young lady from New Zealand mentioned that she was interested in talking about "dildos". LB, a frequently drunk Irish lawyer with a very gravelly voice, stated that of course, men are extremely interested in dildos.
This was met with substantial skepticism by the males in the discussion. However, after a few questions, LB revealed what she was referring to. LB claimed that no man ever lasted more than about 14 seconds with her, so men only had about 14 seconds to satisfy a woman. Therefore, her men used a strap-on dildo to "warm her up" before they did their business.
Oh my. Only 14 seconds?
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I make efforts to disguise the identities of those who inspire the postings in this blog. Some of the characters that appear in this blog are composite figures, and in any case this blog is just my personal interpretation of events and conversations (see the note in the first post, for example).
Others might disagree with my impressions. I have always had (and continue to have) a standing offer to consider for inclusion material written by others describing their versions of events. However, in most cases I have noticed that people who attempt to "set the record straight" and answer what they feel are unfair statements seem to dig themselves an even deeper hole. Some of these accounts written by others and responses I have not yet posted while I try to decide what to do.
I have experienced a wide range of threats, including numerous death threats, associated with what appears in this blog. In some instances, I have considerably more material about a few of the characters and events I describe, part of which is of a markedly more serious nature than what appears here. I reserve the right to withhold information until such a point as I deem it appropriate to release it. If and when I make more of this material public, I will do so at my own discretion.
To those who attempt to threaten and attack me, be advised that I am exercising considerable restraint in many cases. If I continue to be threatened, I might very well decide to release much more information that might place some characters and events in a less positive light and bring their activities to the attention of a wider audience.
Others might disagree with my impressions. I have always had (and continue to have) a standing offer to consider for inclusion material written by others describing their versions of events. However, in most cases I have noticed that people who attempt to "set the record straight" and answer what they feel are unfair statements seem to dig themselves an even deeper hole. Some of these accounts written by others and responses I have not yet posted while I try to decide what to do.
I have experienced a wide range of threats, including numerous death threats, associated with what appears in this blog. In some instances, I have considerably more material about a few of the characters and events I describe, part of which is of a markedly more serious nature than what appears here. I reserve the right to withhold information until such a point as I deem it appropriate to release it. If and when I make more of this material public, I will do so at my own discretion.
To those who attempt to threaten and attack me, be advised that I am exercising considerable restraint in many cases. If I continue to be threatened, I might very well decide to release much more information that might place some characters and events in a less positive light and bring their activities to the attention of a wider audience.
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