Friday, May 22, 2009

Poops in Jutland

People admit all kinds of things in Skypeland they would not normally tell people. The vivacious J from has a dog named Aisha. Although J frequently defends Muslims and claims that Danish Muslims are very well behaved, I do not think she realizes how offensive it is to name her dog after the most revered female figure in all of Islam.

When J walks Aisha, she never picks up the merde. When people get angry at J for leaving the dog feces on the ground, she says she forgot her gloves or plastic bags to pick up the waste. Aisha leaves excrement everywhere, but apparently Aisha rarely sniffs other dog's offerings; J speculates that this is mainly an activity of male dogs.

J says she has never stepped in any dog feculence, except for her own dog's anal ejecta. She gave us a detailed description of what it feels like to have the soft wet stools squeeze between your toes.

Now you have to admit, few people would tell you about such things in most casual conversations.

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