Friday, July 17, 2009

King of the Loo

Here is a little ditty I came across. I wonder who it is referring to? Can you guess?

King of the loo, obsessed with poo

He says he is rich, but he's prolly someone's bitch

Says he's a killer, but that is clearly filler

Claims his family mined gems, he talks 'bout BMs

His bragging wont quit, he looks like Brad Shit

When plastered he has fits, he said he's got tits

Can't get a rut, eats cheese from a butt

Bet he wears a skirt, he sure tries to flirt

Not really Norman Bates, more like "Norman Fellates"

Likes it up his rear, looks for a volunteer

Obviously queer, drunk but not on beer

Wants to get a pump, right up his rump

In the same damn hole from which he takes a dump

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