Crustier and crustier

After a while in Skypeland, one gets to know something about the personal lives of various participants. T is a young lady from Oregon who frequently visits Skypeland, works from home, and tells us how hard she works and that she puts in long, long hours.

T expressed some discomfort with the personal habits of the young lady who went to Morocco twice. Beset with diarrhea, and after several days of prolonged sessions with her beau in Morocco without benefit of lavation, this young lady woke up "crusty". T was nonplussed.

When someone in Skypeland came across a video with hygiene advice for gentlemen entitled "Wash Yo Nuts", T was very enthusiastic. T said every male she had ever met had sanitation challenges of various sorts. T was anxious to advise men that it is important for males to clean themselves properly. T offered a lot of tips and suggestions.

T also felt it was very unfair of men to complain about what women smell like, since she herself is a paragon of freshness and salutary asepsis. When I suggested that T might want to watch the related videos "Wash Yo Ass" and "Wash Yo Azz" which were mostly directed at women, T was dismissive.

It is interesting that there are a huge number of similar videos and songs like the hits "Girl you stank" and "Girl, you really stank" and "Wash your ass". I wonder if there is a pattern here...

Recently, we heard that T had been hard at work all day long and that at 10 pm or so, still had not had a shower. T explained that she had been unable to take a shower since she was working so hard.

However, as the conversation progressed, we found out a bit more. First, we found out that T had been watching movies and George Carlin videos that day. Then we found out that T's handsome boyfriend Buff Hunkley had spent the entire day with her, and he had not showered all day either.

In fact, since this was a Monday, it was highly likely that Hunkley had been at T's place since Friday night. T spends every weekend with Hunkley, and T and Hunkley engage in sweaty multihour sex marathons whenever they are together. T is usually barely able to walk for days afterwards. I wonder if T and Hunkley even hosed off for several days, and in fact might have both been getting a little ripe by Monday night.

In fact, I can imagine that they were both a bit crusty.