Arrested at the bank

One meets all kinds of nuts here in Skypeland. One man who claimed to run a website received a check from two attorneys in Arkansas. He went to cash the check at the bank and supposedly was arrested on the spot. And he was arraigned a week later after being held in jail under 100,000$ bail (when we probed a bit, this story changed a bit from 7 days to 4 days). He was charged with 10 counts of fraud and burglary. The more we asked, the stranger the story became, and the less realistic. One person in the room said he heard this story twice before in the last few months. He claimed he was supposed to pay the money back but he had not received any money. A person who worked in a bank said that this entire story made no sense.

He went into a rant about how spy satellites can find see anyone at any time, even inside their houses. He said there is something wrong with the inability of the Americans to find a 7 foot tall Arab on dialysis in Afghanistan. He said there was some huge amount of money to be made from letting Osama bin Laden stay at large, so this is why he had not yet been caught.

He clearly was drinking and told us he was drinking vodka. He started slurring his speech more and more. He got up several times to visit the facilities, announcing it each time in progressively cruder terms. He told us in great detail about the homosexual mating game, and called me a "butt bitch".

Oh brother...

Addendum: This "gentleman" has returned to Skypeland a few times, sometimes with a similar story, and sometimes with a completely different story. Always these stories are completely inconsistent and confused. And he is always drunk, and insulting. I guess people feel like they are not drinking alone when they are on Skype.