It is interesting to hear people from the Middle East interact sometimes in Skypeland. I listened to a conversation with several Iranians and people from Syria, Egypt and Algeria, with a Romanian Jew interjecting occasionally.
One man from Syria stated, "I do not believe in Israel. Any day now, Israel will emit from the earth" (I think he meant disappear).
Someone else interrupted, "Excuse me excuse that holy man is just a joke." This irritated the Algerian who said, "What is your mother? What is your problem of Ahmadinejad? Did he kill your mother ? Father? Do you know Ahmadinejad? Are you crazy? Crazy? Ahmadinejad will fight." (Ahmadinejad is the president of Iran).
The Iranian said, "Did you know that he prosecuted more than 10,000 Iranians and they call him the man who do the last shot after the prosecution? However, he agreed to 1000 only. He was involved in assassination of Iranian Kurdish leader in Austria. He was involved in assassination of Iranian doctor in Paris. I am Iranian; do not talk about things you do not know. You are from Algeria. One from Syria. One from Egypt. You do not know this murderer."
The Algerian yelled out, "He is not Bush."
The Iranian retorted, "You can go fuck Bush yourself."
The Algerian said, "We have like one mind. You are like the brother, not like you."
The Iranian said, "Are you gay? You want to touch him?"
The Algerian said, "Who say Ahmadinejad is murder? You are from Iran you? Maybe he is Jewish. I dont think he is from Iran. He is from Israel.
So the Iranian replied, "The guy from Algeria, did you know Ben Yayha? Your prime minister? He was killed by Iranian terrorist. They shot his airplane down. I am a pilot. I saw it. It happened in front of me."
I looked this up. It actually happened in May 3, 1982 and it was not the prime minister, but the Algerian Foreign Minister Mohammed Ben Yahia of Algeria:
http://www.zmag.org/zmag/articles/ShalomIranIraq.html
http://select.nytimes.com/gst/abstract.html?res=F70E13FF3C5C0C778CDDAC0894DA484D81&n=Top%2fNews%2fWorld%2fCountries%20and%20Territories%2fAlgeria
The Algerian was a bit stunned and said, "Where? He in Algeria?"
The Iranian said, "No, when he came for a peace treaty. He thought the Ayatollahs were good people. He did not know they were murders, devils."
There was a long pause. The Algerian said, "So you have got a problem with your president I think."
Monday, September 17, 2007
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