A bad microphone

Often people have very bad sound systems in Skypeland. Here is a sequence of instant messages with someone who appeared to have a very bad microphone:

[10:48:29 PM] D says: if you have something you want to say

[10:48:30 PM] D says: tell me

[10:48:33 PM] D says: i will say it for you

[10:48:37 PM] D says: since you have a bad microphone

[10:48:58 PM] ED says: no

[10:49:08 PM] D says: too bad

[10:49:25 PM] ED says: is not my microphone!

[10:49:37 PM] D says: well i dont know what to tell you then

[10:50:01 PM] ED says: give-me à least chance!

[10:50:09 PM] D says: it is not up to me

[10:50:15 PM] D says: it is up to the host

[10:50:20 PM] D says: and he said you had a sound problem

[10:50:27 PM] ED says: no

[10:50:40 PM] ED says: am i not

[10:50:46 PM] D says: i heard him say it

[10:50:46 PM] ED says: is true

[10:50:55 PM] D says: He did not say it?

[10:51:17 PM] ED says: ko

[10:51:26 PM] D says: no?

[10:51:36 PM] ED says: you winner

[10:51:47 PM] D says: pardon me? winner?

[10:52:02 PM] ED says: thank,bye bye!

And at that, he left the skypecast...