What race is Michael Jackson?

A Skypeland cast that focused mainly on flirting and nonsense devolved even further when the host left. Several people broke out into song at this, singing about "tits, asses, shit, bums, fucking, pussies, etc." An African American asked what race Michael Jackson was, according to the US government? Others said he must be an extraterrestrial. A man from South Africa spoke fondly of the time in the 70s when he and his father stole a device for electrifying fences from a farm, and hooked it up to the front door knob. They apparently enjoyed themselves immensely until the battery ran down.