Monday, October 8, 2007

Generally more than 80%

In Skypeland, one room was partially broken so that the host could not see the residents. This happens from time to time. One of the prominent antiAmerican British Muslims who loves to engage in long diatribes, claiming the United States is the center of all the evil in the world, entered the room. However, he was then beset with a range of erratic noisy interlopers and acoustic vandals.

People played music; American pop music, French nursery rhymes and Arabic music. There were noises that sounded like someone crumpling a plastic bag. People made animal calls. People spoke in broken English, yelling and hooting. There was a lot of static. People randomly said, "hello, hello, hello". People piped in French radio broadcasts and other ephemera and assorted auditory detritus.

I was somewhat pleased to hear one of these Slavic speakers claim, "Generally all over the world, it is found that more than 80% of all people hate the British". The Brit sighed, "Talk about inability to hear another person's point of view. Talk about lack of neuronic firing". He was quite frustrated that he could not spew his antiAmerican nonsense as usual, I am sure. However, for once, I was not so unhappy about people injecting pointless and stupid sounds into the room to destroy it.

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