You are so stupid

We were having a reasonably intelligent conversation in Skypeland when an immigrant from New York with a thick accent came in to tell us how stupid we were. I asked him, if he was so smart, why did he not say something intelligent? He replied "E=m c^2". I asked him what that meant. He said "Energy equals motion times motion". I immediately informed him that he had just revealed his copious ignorance. The host told him that the equation actually meant "energy equals mass times the speed of light squared". He was then asked what was nu. He said he did not know. He was told it was "v/c", and he said he did not know, which lead to him being the butt of further jokes, and bragging in his broken English how intelligent he was, and providing an immense amount of evidence that he was not only ignorant, but supremely unintelligent. I mentioned "come to Jesus" and he immediately flew off the handle and started screaming and cursing and threatening us. Ah...a great genius of our time. And so religious too.