Less in top hole, more out bottom hole

In a cast in Skypeland about obesity, I heard a wide range of opinions. I entered and a man from Palestine was talking about the politics there. Although it had nothing to do with obesity, he said that Palestinians only want peace, but the Israelis do not want peace. I tried to ask him what he thought of the new peace treaty that will be discussed in Annapolis next month. He only wanted to talk about how awfully the Israelis had behaved in 1948 and in 1993, and would not discuss the new peace treaty. He said that Palestinians only wanted all the land back from Israelis. Eventually, he came around to saying that the Palestinians wanted to fight the Israelis and kill them. Oh, interesting...so they only want peace huh?

Eventually we got the room on topic. Someone suggested that people were being made fat on purpose by the reptillians. The reptillians are fattening up people supposedly later for a feeding.

A man with a Russian accent gave some advice to avoid obesity. He said we should only feed children brown bread and cold water. As he said, "Less in top hole, more out bottom hole".

One man said he was not fat but his wife was full figured; only 100 kg or so. Someone said we should not spend so much money on wars like Iraq; we should instead spend money on treating fat people. It was asked if anyone fat has ever won a war; someone said Churchill was fat, but others disagreed and said he was "well formed". Someone said Napoleon was fat, but others said he was not fat, but only French and gay. People asked how we knew if someone was fat, and the Russian said if you take up two seats on the airplane, you are fat.

Eventually, the room dissipated into silence.