Monday, October 8, 2007

A pushy guy

Here is a sequence of IMs sent to a friend from California in Skypeland:

[2:47:58 AM] M says: i loved the quote that you have on your profile

[2:48:24 AM] R says: thank you

[2:48:35 AM] M says: you r welcome

[2:52:08 AM] M says: you have a very sweet voice!!! i am forced to leave this skypecast because of your voice. I cant take it any more; it is driving me crazy.It is so sweeeeet.

[2:53:08 AM] M says: what do you say? shall i leave?

[2:53:48 AM] R says: no

[2:53:52 AM] R says: you funny

[2:53:58 AM] M says: i am serious

[2:54:13 AM] M says: go ahead and kill me with your voice then

[2:54:19 AM] M says: i will listen

[2:54:24 AM] R says: (rofl)

[2:55:17 AM] M says: ohhhhh! God help me!!!!!!!!!!!1

[2:55:46 AM] R says: you funny

[2:56:16 AM] M says: I hope that i will not be wrong if i think of you as saint marry, given the fact that you are from California

[2:56:44 AM] R says: i am far from her hehehehehe

[2:56:58 AM] M says: it seems like you dont know how much i am dying here

[2:57:04 AM] M says: i swear to GOD

[2:57:55 AM] M says: first, your quote caught my attention, and now your voice. please give me a break.

[2:58:14 AM] R says: (rofl)

[2:58:34 AM] M says: I dont mind listening to your voice all night, but it hurts so much!!!

[2:58:52 AM] R says: (rofl)

[2:58:59 AM] M says: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[2:59:13 AM] M says: you doing it purposely, right?

[2:59:43 AM] M says: please, R!

[2:59:54 AM] M says: R!!!!!

[2:59:56 AM] R says: nooooooooooooooo

[3:00:02 AM] R says: i am married

[3:00:15 AM] M says: i didnt say anything

[3:01:14 AM] R says: i know

[3:01:22 AM] M says: can i talk to you, atleast, 2 minutes?

[3:02:33 AM] M says: please!

[3:03:11 AM] M says: please my Saint Mary!

[3:03:21 AM] R says: on skype cast

[3:03:26 AM] M says: yes

[3:03:32 AM] R says: i cant talk in privet

[3:03:38 AM] M says: why?

[3:03:40 AM] R says: i can here

[3:03:43 AM] M says: 2 minutes

[3:04:23 AM] M says: i swear to God that i just want to hear your voice quitely

[3:04:43 AM] M says: without any disturbance!!!!

[3:05:04 AM] R says: no i told my husband i wont do that

[3:05:06 AM] R says: sorry

[3:05:41 AM] M says: no, i am just saying that i want to hear you talking alone and i will just hear your voice.

[3:06:01 AM] R says: you can come up and talk

[3:06:11 AM] R says: i cant do that sorry

[3:06:17 AM] M says: you dont know how much it means to me. I wont be able to sleep tonight, otherwise.

[3:06:31 AM] M says: after being infected by your voice

[3:06:41 AM] M says: it is like a disease

[3:07:20 AM] R says: really i cant i love my husband i dont do anything he ask me not to i would never hurt him

[3:07:27 AM] R says: or lie to him

[3:07:40 AM] M says: i didnt say you lie to him

[3:08:20 AM] M says: tell him that someone fallen in love with my voice and went crazy. i think he will be proud of you

[3:08:48 AM] R says: no he wont

[3:09:00 AM] M says: he will be. trust me.

[3:09:36 AM] M says: all i am asking you that i want to hear your voice for 2 minutes

[3:10:04 AM] M says: ohhhhhhhhhhh

[3:10:11 AM] M says: i am dying1111

[3:10:40 AM] M says: what you get by making someone suffering like this?

[3:10:47 AM] M says: you are killing me

[3:11:00 AM] M says: i am about to cut myself in to pieces

[3:11:13 AM] M says: just 2 minutes

[3:11:32 AM] M says: please my Queeen!!!!

[3:11:35 AM] R says: i really cant

[3:11:47 AM] R says: i dont do anything i dont ask him

[3:11:50 AM] M says: do you want to me to leave?

[3:11:58 AM] M says: i will if you say so

[3:12:50 AM] M says: do you, My angel?

[3:12:56 AM] R says: no i just cant talk a lone with any man

[3:13:26 AM] M says: i am not a bad person. I swear to God!

[3:13:53 AM] M says: OK, tell me leave and i will leave.

[3:14:15 AM] R says: i dont say you are but i would not like if he talk to a girl a lone and i dont do what i would not want him to do

[3:15:25 AM] M says: That means you are telling me leave, right? Ok, I will, but i want to tell you that I will not sleep tonight.

[3:15:46 AM] R says: no you dont have go

[3:15:59 AM] M says: I am hurt

[3:16:31 AM] M says: I dont want to hear the voice of these people but yours

[3:16:45 AM] R says: come on

[3:17:33 AM] M says: i swear! think about it...it is like eating ice cream with a stone.

[3:17:55 AM] M says: i dont like hearing there voice

[3:18:07 AM] M says: their voice

[3:18:37 AM] R says: come on

[3:18:46 AM] M says: they are disgusting!!!

[3:19:03 AM] M says: i cant believe that you are in this room

[3:19:55 AM] M says: did you tell me leave?

[3:20:13 AM] R says: no

[3:20:19 AM] R says: they my friends

[3:20:25 AM] R says: they are nice

[3:20:26 AM] M says: ok

[3:22:17 AM] M says: your husband is lucky

[3:22:20 AM] M says: i swear

[3:22:37 AM] M says: your make people wet just by your voice

[3:23:09 AM] M says: hahahhahha

[3:24:36 AM] M says: dont believe him. he is just horny about you

[3:24:38 AM] M says: hahahahha

[3:24:53 AM] M says: he is trying to be smart

[3:25:02 AM] R says: please dont talk this way to me ok

[3:25:06 AM] R says: thank you

[3:25:09 AM] M says: ok

[3:25:33 AM] M says: did you tell me leave, honey?

[3:26:09 AM] R says: no i say i dont talk bad

[3:27:26 AM] M says: ok, i will just leave for you. If loving someone is a mistake, then i will leave that to GOD. Bless you!

[3:28:43 AM] R says: :)

[3:28:52 AM] R says: you are welcome to stay

[3:30:03 AM] M says: you hurt me

[3:30:15 AM] R says: no

[3:30:16 AM] M says: i dont wanna get hurt

[3:32:03 AM] M says: You have the voice of my dream that i want my girl friend to have

[3:32:39 AM] M says: I will just go ahead and play with myself imagining your voice.

Oh brother...

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