The earth flies around

Several people in Skypeland tried to discuss celestial mechanics. I came in on the middle of the discussion and it was just a confused mess of nonsense. One person who fancied himself as a "science expert" said that the earth is flying around the sun once a year, and in spite of that, it was "impossible for humans to fly from the earth to the sun in a million years with all our technology". Someone objected and said that "it does not matter if it is day or night you are going to get burned". People said that the earth was not flying. The "science expert" said the earth was floating. He ranted and raved and cursed and would not let anyone else say anything. The "science expert" said the earth travelled in an "egg-shaped circle". He kept chanting "Go to Mars mother fucker".

The "science expert" spewed more and more nonsense. He started talking about photosynthesis. He went on and on about how carbon dioxide was not used by plants, but instead they used carbon monoxide. He then said it was "carbon monoxide by CO2." Someone said Van der Waals forces were responsible for the shape of a meniscus. The science expert started cursing others and said, "Van der Warls? didn't you learn that in school? Who said that? Orangutan? You guys ever get a blow job from a rabbit raccoon that just fought a porcupine? Man that sucks!" He was probably drinking and started ranting things like "Mr. Cheese is a homo" and "Hey I didn't insult your mudder and my mudder you just have a little bit of a list. Are you French? Let's talk about global warming, not that you take it in the ass with a two by four. I am laughing so hard. I am laughing so hard. I am gunna take a piss. Did I piss on the nigger?"